Reblog If You Are In The United States and It’s Freakin’ Cold Where You are
There’s been so many times that I’ve started to write a post on here and deleted it halfway through. It happens at least once a day. I’m just like, “who really cares about this?” *delete*
I feel you I got 145 post in my drafts.
Lol I have 4,057
ok you win
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
I really be wanti to talk to some of yall by phone and do submission and all that tumblr shit but im scared that you will find out how lame I am irl and not talk to me harder than you already do.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.